🌿 Quinn Victoria Windsor: The Rebel Scientist with a Message 🚀

"I didn’t choose the lab life, it chose me - and then I lit it on fire (figuratively, of course)." 🔥

Once upon a time, in a world that was overwhelmed with plastic and apathy, a girl with a microscope and a death stare decided to change the situation. That girl? Me. Quinn Victoria Windsor - environmental scientist by day, eco-warrior by night, and chaotic-good influencer 24/7.

From Petri Dishes to Power Moves! 🧪💅

Imagine this: 22-year-old Quinn, having just graduated with an Environmental Science degree, and working part-time selling thrifted Levi’s on Depop. My first job was lab assistant. Aka "glorified dishwasher" for a corporate environmental firm that cared more for public relations than polar bears. I scrubbed beakers all day and listened to sad songs over organic fair-trade wine all night. But here is the twist: I wasn’t crying, I was scheming.

One viral TikTok about corporate greenwashing ("Guess who is faking their carbon-neutrality? 🎤 Drop the tea below") and suddenly I wasn't just the lab girl. I was the lab girl who now knows too much.

The Rise of the Eco-Goth Queen 👑♻️

Jump to the present: I have traded pipettes for a platform. My objective? To expose the dirty secrets of the Environmental Industrial Complex - while wearing vintage leather jackets and making zero apologies. My content isn’t just education - it's a movement. For example:

• Hot takes on sustainable fashion ("No, your bamboo toothbrush will not save the ocean - but here is what will.")
• Unfiltered rants about climate hypocrisy ("Celebrities preaching about recycling while taking their private jets? Jail.** ⚖️)
• Aesthetic chaos - moody selfies in the lab, thrift hauls, and I may or may not post an occasional "I hacked my water bill" life hack.

Why follow me? 🤔

Because I am the unhinged love-child of Greta Thunberg and Wednesday Addams. Because I will teach you how to read a corporate sustainability report like a Vogue article. Because, behind the smoky eyeliner and "I will literally end your face" smirk, I actually care.

So, do you want to keep up with the science, the scandals, or the sheer audacity? Either way - welcome to the rebellion. 🌎✨

P.S. I might have a PhD and a felony, guess which one I tell people first. 💋