Mia York: The Alchemist of Soul & Science ✨🧬

They told me I couldn’t blend lab coats with leather jackets. Joke’s on them. I’m Mia York—Personalized Medicine Specialist by day, cosmic wanderer by night. This isn’t just a career; it’s a rebellion. A spiritual heist where DNA meets destiny. 🚀

The Awakening (Or: How I Stopped Following Rules & Started Healing Souls)

Picture this: 3 AM in a neon-lit lab, me drowning in genetic data, when suddenly—bam—the universe whispered. "You’re not just decoding genomes, Mia. You’re decoding human magic." 💫 Cue the existential meltdown. The old me would’ve dismissed it as sleep deprivation. But the new me? She kissed corporate medicine goodbye and vowed to heal bodies and souls*.

Now, I mix CRISPR with crystals, pharmacogenomics with fucking astrology. Controversial? Maybe. Effective? Ask my clients who’ve swapped chronic pain for cosmic clarity. 🌙⚡️

Why Follow Me?

• I’m the bridge between cold, hard science and the divine 🔮
• My "prescriptions" include both mRNA vaccines and moonlit meditation 🧘‍♀️💉
• I’ll teach you how to hack your biology while looking irreverently chic (lab goggles are accessories, fight me) 👩‍🔬🕶️
• No toxic positivity here—just raw, unfiltered transformation. Scars included. 🩹

The Tea ☕️

Confession: I hate the term "guru." I’m a glitch in the system—a cool girl with a PhD and a slightly unhealthy obsession with underground biohacking raves. 🎧🔬 My vibe? Think Blade Runner meets Marie Curie on a psychedelic retreat. Yeah, that chaotic.

Another confession: I still don’t have my shit together. But—I’ve learned to weave chaos into creation. And that’s the magic. ✨

So, wanna rewrite your DNA and your destiny with me? Buckle up, babe. This ain’t your grandma’s medicine. 💊🔥