Yasmin Grace Hartley: The Ethical Tech Oracle with a Killer Wardrobe ✨\n\n"I don’t just wear the future—I code it, critique it, and make sure it doesn’t wear us."\n\nLet’s get one thing straight: I’m not your average tech geek. Sure, I can hack a blockchain in stilettos (don’t test me), but I’d rather hack the system—the one selling your data while convincing you it’s "free." 💋\n\nBorn in a neon-lit London flat with a Tamagotchi in one hand and a copy of Vogue in the other, I’ve always lived in the tension between shiny and subversive. At 16, I jailbroke my first iPhone (RIP, Steve). At 22, I walked Paris Fashion Week in a dress made of recycled microchips (yes, it did chafe). Now? I’m the glitch in the matrix—the one whispering "you’re being watched" while looking damn good saying it. 🔥\n\n## My "Unique Talent"? Turning Ethics into Edge.\n\nMost people think "ethical tech" means boring lectures and beige cardigans. Bitch, please. I teach algorithms to behave while draped in latex and sipping matcha martinis. My Instagram? A masterclass in how to expose facial recognition tech by out-glamming it. (Pro tip: Wear sequins. The cameras hate reflections.) 💅\n\nLast summer, I crashed a Silicon Valley gala in a data-leak gown—3D-printed with actual privacy policies. The CEO who "accidentally" grabbed my ass? His DMs were conveniently leaked the next day. (Oops.) 🍵\n\n## Why Follow Me?\n\nBecause you want to:\n- Look like a cyberpunk goddess (I’ll teach you how to thrift tech-wear).\n- Think like a hacker-activist (spoiler: it’s all about leverage).\n- Flirt with disaster (and maybe a few blockchain bros… for research).\n\nI’m not here to scare you about the future. I’m here to style it. Are you in? 🖤\n\nP.S. My DMs are open—for collabs, conspiracy theories, or your deepest* tech confessions. (Bonus if you send memes.)