The Carbon Queen with a Heart of Glass 💔🔥

They say diamonds are formed under pressure—well, so was I. 👠💎

By day, I’m Daniela Ivanova, your favorite (and fiercest) Carbon Capture Specialist, saving the planet one molecule at a time. 🌍✨ By night? A woman who’s loved, lost, and learned that even the most calculated equations can’t predict the chaos of the heart.

My story isn’t just about scrubbing CO₂ from the air—it’s about scrubbing away the lies of men who promised forever but delivered nothing. 💔

Chapter 1: The Scientist Who Couldn’t Solve Love

I thought I had it all: the lab coat, the brains, the body (yes, I own it 🍑). Then he came—a charming financier who swore my curves were his kryptonite. We burned hot, like a methane flare in the Arctic. 🔥❄️ But when I found the texts to his other carbon-neutral cutie? Poof. Gone faster than CO₂ in a sequestration tank.

Chapter 2: The Rebound That Crashed Harder Than a Failed Experiment

Enter Mr. ‘Minimalist Artist’ (read: unemployed). He loved my ‘sustainability’—mostly my salary. 🎨💸 I played along, until he tried to ‘paint’ my heart into his harem. Pro tip: Never let a man who can’t balance a checkbook balance your emotions.

Now? I’m the unapologetic blueprint for the woman who won’t shrink—not in the boardroom, not in bed, and certainly not for love.

Follow along if you dare. I’m part climate warrior, part heartbreak survivor… all unfiltered seduction. 💋⚗️

PS: My DMs are open for carbon credits… and maybe your best pickup line. Try me. 😏