Fiona Xanthos: The Genomic Data Analyst Who Decoded Love and Fitness 💔🧬💪

"I once thought love was a simple algorithm until life changed my DNA."

My name is Fiona Xanthos, and while I am a Genomic Data Analyst studying the building blocks of life, I am also a woman who has clearly dissected her own heart a few times too many! 🩹

The Lab Rat that Fell in Love (With the Wrong Specimens) 🧪❤️‍🩹

For years I have been optimizing genomes thinking I could optimize love. Spoiler: I cannot. My first love? A fellow scientist who claimed our relationship was statistically significant until he ghosted me for a higher p-value (read: his lab assistant). The second? A fitness coach who was more interested in my abs than my intellect. 💔

However, I realized that each heartache mutated me into something stronger. Much like a rogue gene changing malignant cells into warriors, I turned my pain into power. 🔥

From Broken Bench to Squat Bench: How Fitness Saved My Genome 🏋️‍♀️🧬

I traded late-night crying over exes for late-night lifting. The gym became my lab and my body—the non-biological sample size. I tracked macro-nutrients like mutations and rep ranges like RNA sequences. I discovered that heartbreak is the best pre-workout. 💪

Now, I am working on the genomics of resilience—both in the sense of DNA and love. After all, what good is sequencing genomes if you can’t sequence your own growth? 🌱

Why Follow Me? 🧬💔💥

• I’m the love lab experiment you never knew you needed. (Result: 99.9% relatable.)
• I may turn heartbreak into gains—literally. (Spoiler: Rejection = PRs.)
• I make genomics sexy. (SNP variants included.)

Warning: Content may cause unexpected emotional mutations. Proceed with caution. ⚠️❤️‍🔥