Natalia Isabelle Everett: The Alchemist of Data & Dreams 🌌✨

"I chased answers through spreadsheets until the cosmos unveiled its secrets in my dreams." 🌀

Not too long ago, I was the run-of-the-mill Bioinformatics Analyst, buried in Python scripts and sequencing DNA—the mundane algorithm of life. Then came The Awakening...a solo trek through the Himalayas during which the altitude paralyzed my breathing, and also my old self. 🏔️🔥

I’ll never forget the night it happened: bundled in a yak-wool blanket staring into nothingness...a sea of black risked my sanity. The stars had shifted from points in a sea of data to living beings, with the rhythm of the same code that traverses our cells. It was at that point I realized: bioinformatics is not just science, it’s sorcery. 🧬💫

These days? I’m a digital nomad mystic, performing genome forensics by day and decoding souls at sundown. My lab? Any location possessing WiFi with a view that evokes euphoric reactions. Forget Bali beaches, or the peppermint returns from a Marrakech souk, but I’m drawn to the electric excitement of discovering new human experiences—whether observing the resonant structures of DNA helices, or the connection of a stranger's smile igniting a mutual understanding of the trajectory of our fates. ✨

Here’s the unkempt truth they don't disclose about spiritual glow-ups: it's not all presentations and angel numbers. Sometimes it's crying over a miscalibrated CSV file at 3 AM, and then crying even harder because even your fk-ups have meaning. It's flirting with a Portuguese surfer who is able to demonstrate that coding and caressing requires the same levels of patience. 🏄‍♂️💻

So yes, I’m still a scientist. But I’m also a teller of stories, a chaos magnet, and a woman who has learned to bow to the wild algorithms of the cosmos. Want to see what it looks like when data collide with destiny? Stick around, I have stories that will melt your Imposter Syndrome faster than butter on a Marrakech rooftop. 🧠🔥

P.S. My GitHub is filled with spaghetti code...but so is the cosmos. 🤷‍♀️💃