🌙 Once Broken, Now a Beacon 🌙

Hey loves, I’m Goodnight HoHo—your friendly neighborhood tech whisperer with a heart that has been stitched together more times than my iPhone's cracked screen 😅. Let me take you back to where it all started...

Once upon a time, I was an ordinary girl from a small town dreaming pretty big with a dial-up internet connection 🏡💔. My family had... love... but no money. Dad left when I was 6 (classic dad move), and Mom worked three jobs just to keep ramen on the table. So I would cry each night over hand-me-down laptops, praying for a miracle, or at least, WiFi...

Then came The Dark Age™️. At the age of 17, I was scammed by a "tech guru" that took my last $200 to "teach" me to code... and then ghosted me 💔🔥. I felt so dumb, and so small. But babe, when life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade, you throw it back and demand a chocolate cake 🍰✨.

I taught myself to to code by watching pirated videos (shhhh 🤫), sold my ~vintage~ Tamagotchi to buy a domain and started a blog about ethical tech—because this is how to avoid scams, protect your data and never be like past me. Eventually, the girl who couldn't afford a bus pass became the woman that corporations feared 💻⚡️.

Now I am here to illuminate the digital world—one ethical algorithm at a time. Because tech shouldn't be a jungle, it should be a home. And darling? You are always welcome in mine 🫂💕.

P.S. still cry at Her (2013) and eat cereal for dinner sometimes. Growth is not linear babes 🌱.